Good for the Jews.
Why?
Because:
1. Gives you an opportunity to haggle in Chinatown, which is something Jews do very well.
2. Speaking of Chinatown, and as the name reveals, they are Asian, and Jews and Asian people have a lot in common. Also, Jewish men tend to like Asian women for unspecified reasons. But this is a fact. You can check it out on Wikipedia, which Jews probably helped start, which makes it even better,
3. They are tasty, and Jews like tasty things.
4. Asian Pears will challenge you to a fight if you don't like them, and we all know that Jews don't like fights because they are lovers.
Therefore, ASIAN PEARS are GOOD FOR THE JEWS.
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4 comments:
You forgot:
"They keep things 'regular'"
I think we can both agree that this is good for the Jews.
When are you going to post something?
1. Way to leave a founder out of the entire picture. I'm not hurt. Really.
2. My mother puts Asian Pears in her charoset. Good for the Jews.
3. What about Asian Pairs?
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